1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,400 Alright, well, we're gonna start your training, I guess. 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,000 Okay, uh, what do we do? 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,719 Close your eyes. 5 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:14,640 Right at the edge where the water meets the land, a cold frost starting to spread out along the water. 6 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:25,280 Your powers will grow naturally as you begin to hone and perfect the abilities that you currently have. 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:29,199 So, since you've never really been anywhere, Dragon Lady, like, what are you doing here? 8 00:00:29,199 --> 00:00:32,240 I am on a mission to save the world. 9 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,560 I'm sorry, save the world? 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,200 Both of you notice some people come in. 11 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,560 They're wearing very official guard armor. 12 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:43,200 Gotta take a whiz. 13 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:48,079 You begin to mosey out thinking you have the greatest disguise of all time. 14 00:00:48,079 --> 00:00:48,960 There he is! 15 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,120 Glim! Hey, yeah, yeah. 16 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,560 Thanks for the nachos. 17 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,079 Don't forget to wash your hands. 18 00:00:54,079 --> 00:00:57,359 But I'll stick my hand in there, see what I find. 19 00:00:57,359 --> 00:01:00,799 Miss Man Meow-Meow's not gonna be very happy about this. 20 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:03,519 Oh, Miss Man Meow-Meow has nothing to worry about. 21 00:01:03,519 --> 00:01:10,719 You can explain to her why you didn't go back with the book to explain that to her once we get back. 22 00:01:10,719 --> 00:01:12,640 It's called playing love, god. 23 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,879 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 24 00:01:16,879 --> 00:01:22,400 We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 25 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,640 And with me today is Karla Johnson. 26 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,599 I am here and I play Glim. 27 00:01:27,599 --> 00:01:29,920 I am a dragonborn pAlydin. 28 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,239 Also with me, Tom Laird. 29 00:01:32,239 --> 00:01:33,120 Yeah, that's me. 30 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:37,439 I play Moot, who is a half-orc wild magic sorcerer. 31 00:01:38,159 --> 00:01:40,560 And Amy More. 32 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,060 Yep. 33 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,120 That's my name. 34 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,719 Don't wear it out. 35 00:01:44,719 --> 00:01:52,480 And I play Sullivan Slate, a lightfoot halfling rogue. 36 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,359 Welcome, everybody. 37 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,120 How are we feeling? 38 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,159 Feeling good. 39 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:57,439 Good, good. 40 00:01:57,439 --> 00:01:59,039 I like Amy's classic. 41 00:01:59,039 --> 00:01:59,760 That's my name. 42 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:00,959 Don't wear it out. 43 00:02:00,959 --> 00:02:04,079 It's a real playground motif we got going on here. 44 00:02:04,079 --> 00:02:05,359 It's very good. 45 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:09,120 I feel like there's going to be some rubber and glue coming up in this episode. 46 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:09,759 Who knows? 47 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:10,479 Oh, shit. 48 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:11,199 Who knows? 49 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,000 Who knows? 50 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,639 Maybe a fight at three o'clock by the seesaw. 51 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,680 You, me, bike racks. 52 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:18,180 Shit. 53 00:02:18,819 --> 00:02:30,819 I mean, don't. 54 00:02:30,819 --> 00:02:32,099 All our patrons are so nice. 55 00:02:32,099 --> 00:02:33,060 I don't think they'd do that. 56 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:34,420 They're very nice. 57 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:35,860 Unless it was like to roll some die. 58 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:38,100 Yeah, and like play marbles. 59 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:42,980 We for sure have tape in our living room floor. 60 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:44,180 Summoning circle. 61 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:45,460 It looks like a summoning circle. 62 00:02:45,460 --> 00:02:46,819 We'll post a picture later. 63 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,379 But it's actually to play marbles. 64 00:02:50,099 --> 00:02:50,900 Oh, that's fun. 65 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:53,060 Because when you have three living rooms. 66 00:02:53,859 --> 00:02:55,620 One of them becomes the marble chamber. 67 00:02:58,259 --> 00:02:59,620 I should move to Edmonton. 68 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:00,979 There's just space, hey? 69 00:03:03,379 --> 00:03:04,099 Yep. 70 00:03:04,099 --> 00:03:05,699 You can have a whole room for marbles. 71 00:03:06,259 --> 00:03:07,620 A whole marble room. 72 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,340 But also when you're a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you. 73 00:03:10,340 --> 00:03:13,060 Like today's patron, Blaine Covert. 74 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:14,259 Thanks, Blaine. 75 00:03:14,259 --> 00:03:14,900 Thanks, Blaine. 76 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:15,539 Blaine, you're amazing. 77 00:03:15,539 --> 00:03:16,340 Thank you so much. 78 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:17,300 Thank you so much. 79 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,259 We appreciate you. 80 00:03:18,259 --> 00:03:20,740 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 81 00:03:21,379 --> 00:03:24,020 And now, fuck it, let's play D&D. 82 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:32,580 Moot, you have been in the fallen tower for a little while now. 83 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:36,259 And hanging out with Gabriel, what have you guys been talking about? 84 00:03:37,539 --> 00:03:41,860 Is it easier to do like ice magic? 85 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:44,740 Because it seems to be everything that I'm kind of like, 86 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:46,740 that's the one I can feel the most right now. 87 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:49,780 Sometimes you can feel all of the elements, 88 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:54,820 but you seem to be very focused on like the water ice aspect, 89 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:56,659 which is which is totally fine. 90 00:03:57,620 --> 00:04:00,420 As you get more in touch with your ability, 91 00:04:00,980 --> 00:04:03,860 that might expand to more other things. 92 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:07,780 Fire, earth, wind. 93 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:09,460 What about heart? 94 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:11,860 Could be heart. 95 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:12,340 Could be heart. 96 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:14,180 Maybe mind. 97 00:04:14,979 --> 00:04:15,700 Okay. 98 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:20,819 Yeah, I mean, I feel like those other ones are there. 99 00:04:20,819 --> 00:04:24,180 They're just not within reach like the ice is. 100 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:25,220 Cool. 101 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:26,259 I'm going to try something. 102 00:04:26,259 --> 00:04:28,740 Hey, can you pass me that thing way over there 103 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:30,660 on the counter without standing up? 104 00:04:33,459 --> 00:04:33,780 No. 105 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,300 Yeah, but try. 106 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:38,579 Oh, oh, okay. 107 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:43,620 Okay, so Moot kind of looks real hard at, 108 00:04:44,339 --> 00:04:46,819 I'm assuming it's another tankard of ale. 109 00:04:49,139 --> 00:04:50,899 What a wild guess. 110 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:51,399 Right? 111 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:57,299 Am I able to like reach out and grab this with my mind, Russ? 112 00:04:57,299 --> 00:04:58,659 With my mage hand? 113 00:04:58,659 --> 00:05:00,819 Yeah, yeah, let's say you do. 114 00:05:01,539 --> 00:05:04,819 Yeah, so Moot has the necklace around his wrist still, 115 00:05:04,819 --> 00:05:08,740 and he kind of is just like rubbing one of the feathers 116 00:05:10,579 --> 00:05:12,420 as he's looking at this tankard, 117 00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:18,500 and it slowly kind of starts to shake and lift off the ground ever so slightly. 118 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:22,899 You see kind of a faint Glimer of a hand. 119 00:05:22,899 --> 00:05:24,740 What does the hand look like? 120 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:26,259 Can it look like anything? 121 00:05:26,899 --> 00:05:29,219 I didn't look too closely at the spell. 122 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:34,740 Yeah, I mean, it's a manifestation of your own sort. 123 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:36,820 It's a hand Patronus. 124 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:39,940 It can have any description that you so desire. 125 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:46,500 Okay, it looks like more of a claw than a hand. 126 00:05:47,540 --> 00:05:49,380 Okay, what kind of claw are we thinking? 127 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:52,740 Just for painting that word picture. 128 00:05:53,380 --> 00:05:56,820 I mean, Moot always liked the ocean, so it looks like a crab claw. 129 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:00,980 Cool, yeah, I like that. 130 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:02,900 You see a faint image of a crab claw, 131 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:06,900 and you see Gabriel kind of lean back in his chair as this happens. 132 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,740 This is going to be interesting, 133 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:11,540 and it like pincers onto the handle. 134 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:16,180 He says, if you drop it, I'm going to wreck something of yours. 135 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:21,300 And just as it's lifting, it kind of drops back to the table 136 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:24,740 and kind of like shakes and like a little bit splashes out. 137 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:26,980 That was a close one there, bud. 138 00:06:27,939 --> 00:06:29,379 You can do it. 139 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:32,980 I don't know if a crab claw is going to help you 140 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:34,180 when you really need it, though. 141 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:39,060 Not trying to hush your crab buzz, but... 142 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:39,620 No, that's... 143 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:44,580 That's the first thing that came to mind. 144 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:45,780 What would you recommend? 145 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:50,819 He looks at his hand, and he says, 146 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:54,420 What do you use to pick things up with? 147 00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:00,100 I know why he drinks so much now. 148 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:02,740 Are all his students like this? 149 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:03,700 Poor guy. 150 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:04,980 I would have to assume so. 151 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:10,259 I'm sorry, you want me to explain a hand to you? 152 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:12,900 Okay, I need a minute. 153 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,620 Not trying to tell you how to do your job there, Moot, but... 154 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:17,939 But I mean, you're the teacher. 155 00:07:17,939 --> 00:07:21,060 That's your job is to tell me how to do my job. 156 00:07:22,019 --> 00:07:27,540 He casts Mage Hand, and tell me something that might be in your pocket. 157 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:29,379 Notepad. 158 00:07:29,379 --> 00:07:30,339 Oh yeah, perfect. 159 00:07:30,339 --> 00:07:35,060 You see him kind of wave his hand, and down beside you, 160 00:07:35,699 --> 00:07:41,939 a spectral hand kind of floats down with your notepad in it, 161 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:46,500 and it's a large gloved hand, comically large fingers, 162 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,139 and he says, 163 00:07:47,939 --> 00:07:50,660 Something that can hold things, my friend. 164 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:54,019 Picture something that can hold things. 165 00:07:54,019 --> 00:07:58,819 I mean, that does seem more useful than a crab claw. 166 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:01,939 You win this round, Gabriel. 167 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:04,819 The hand is just waving a notebook in your face at this point. 168 00:08:05,699 --> 00:08:06,180 Slapping. 169 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:07,699 You're going to snatch it from the hand. 170 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:10,259 It releases and then disperses. 171 00:08:11,379 --> 00:08:15,620 At that moment, the door opens, and you see Glim walk in. 172 00:08:16,259 --> 00:08:18,340 What does Glim look like as she's walking in, 173 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:21,700 coming from the scenario she just came from? 174 00:08:22,340 --> 00:08:24,020 I don't think, yeah, she's like, 175 00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:28,820 that was all just like a curious incident, right? 176 00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:32,340 So what she really wants to do is get back to her room 177 00:08:32,340 --> 00:08:34,420 so she can look at what this book is, 178 00:08:34,420 --> 00:08:38,740 because to her, much as she values education, 179 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:44,180 book, not precious send out the guards kind of thing. 180 00:08:44,180 --> 00:08:44,680 Sure. 181 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:49,320 So she's walking pretty briskly to get where she's going, 182 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,680 rather than stopping. 183 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:53,800 She also has already had food, and then also nachos, 184 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:54,920 and then several beers, 185 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,320 so probably doesn't need any more snacks. 186 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,480 But notices Moot, yeah? 187 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:00,920 Yep. 188 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:01,480 Kate? 189 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:05,400 Then I'm going to wave, maybe come over, probably. 190 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,800 I guess it depends how Moot looks when I wave. 191 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,440 I would think he'd be excited to see her again. 192 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,000 Kate? 193 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:11,720 Well, then in that case- 194 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:12,760 If there was a wave back- 195 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,280 I would come over. 196 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,680 Hi, you're here. 197 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,240 This must be your teacher. 198 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,120 Is this your teacher? 199 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,400 Yeah, this is Gabriel. 200 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,280 I'm sorry for him. 201 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,040 Okay, hi, Gabriel. 202 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,280 I'm Glim, and I hold out my hand. 203 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:36,360 He stands up and shakes your hand and says, 204 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,040 pleasure to meet you. 205 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,400 Glim, was it? 206 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,160 Glim, yeah, Glim. 207 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:43,720 Sorry, go ahead. 208 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,320 No, you go ahead. 209 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,200 Teachers first. 210 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,160 I think it's the same. 211 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,240 I was just teaching Moot here 212 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,879 a valuable lesson in how to hold things. 213 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:53,720 Oh. 214 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,080 It was harder than it sounds. 215 00:09:56,279 --> 00:10:00,440 So are your studies going well, then? 216 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,160 I thought they were. 217 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,360 Now I'm not so sure. 218 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:08,440 Tell me, Glim, when you reach out for something 219 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,800 to pick it up and you have your eyes closed, 220 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,280 what do you picture is picking that thing up? 221 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,480 Oh, well, I guess a hand like mine 222 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,720 with like the three claws and the thumb 223 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,760 and, you know, just the- 224 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,480 So not a crab claw. 225 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,280 Oh, no. 226 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,600 Were we doing like an ocean theme? 227 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:27,880 I didn't know. 228 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,360 It maybe would be a crab claw then 229 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:34,760 or maybe some kind of like cephalopod suction cup. 230 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,480 I don't know. 231 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,360 Could have been something fun 232 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,640 if we were going whimsical. 233 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,120 You two are perfect for each other. 234 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,640 I'm going to go get my drink. 235 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:45,320 That Sir Moot here was unable to deliver. 236 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,840 I shall return, Moot. 237 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,840 And he walks off to the bar. 238 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:53,720 So things went well today? 239 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,600 I think so. 240 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,400 I mean, he showed me- 241 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,960 Well, I don't know if he even really showed me, 242 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,760 but he helped me do some magic. 243 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:03,640 Well, that's good. 244 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:04,040 Yeah. 245 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,120 And then, yeah, then he made a lot of fun of me 246 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,040 in that last part. 247 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,560 So that was less good. 248 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:09,960 Right. 249 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,200 Just one of those kind of teachers, hey? 250 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:12,680 Yeah. 251 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,639 I mean, well, I kind of spilled a beer of his earlier 252 00:11:15,639 --> 00:11:17,400 and I think it just put him in a bad mood. 253 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,440 Oh, I would suspect, having just met the man, 254 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,360 that maybe he holds his beers very precious. 255 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:25,560 Yeah. 256 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,759 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 257 00:11:26,759 --> 00:11:30,360 Um, yeah, it's a bit of a problem, I think. 258 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:30,680 Yeah. 259 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,800 Yeah, I could see how that might be a problem. 260 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,160 But do you think- 261 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,600 You look over and he already has two empty containers 262 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,320 in front of him. 263 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,400 Yeah, that tracks. 264 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,639 See, I told you it's a problem. 265 00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:44,040 Yeah, wow. 266 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,600 Oh, I'm so rude. 267 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,800 What did you get up to today? 268 00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:50,280 Oh, you know, this and that. 269 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,280 A weird thing just happened, though. 270 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:53,400 Oh. 271 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:57,080 I was over at another tavern across town 272 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,400 and I was about to go in 273 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,960 and I saw this little halfling fella 274 00:12:02,519 --> 00:12:09,080 and he was looking kind of, um, I don't know, shifty? 275 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,160 Oh, okay. 276 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,879 And then there was guards. 277 00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:16,120 Seemed like maybe they were looking for someone, 278 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,840 but I'm looking for a halfling. 279 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,200 So I thought, well, maybe this is a nice guy. 280 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,759 Anyway, we went in, we had a drink, 281 00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:27,000 we had some nachos, he seemed really great, 282 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,080 but then the guards took him away. 283 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,800 They think he stole something from Castle Never. 284 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,560 Oh, so he was the one they were looking for. 285 00:12:34,519 --> 00:12:35,639 It looks that way. 286 00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:37,480 I don't know, he seemed pretty great to me, 287 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,400 but I'm not sure. 288 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:42,120 It's very strange, but, you know, kind of fun. 289 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,319 It's sort of what you want to happen 290 00:12:43,319 --> 00:12:45,319 in the big city, to be honest with you. 291 00:12:45,319 --> 00:12:46,679 I guess, yeah, it's, you know, 292 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:48,600 a little bit of everything happening, apparently. 293 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,879 Yeah, a little bit of adventure. 294 00:12:49,879 --> 00:12:50,759 Oh. 295 00:12:50,759 --> 00:12:53,399 Well, I mean, I just did some magic all day. 296 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:55,000 That sounds way more fun. 297 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,759 Um, I mean, doing magic all day 298 00:12:56,759 --> 00:12:57,879 sounds pretty incredible. 299 00:12:58,519 --> 00:13:00,199 What can you, what did you do? 300 00:13:01,079 --> 00:13:02,199 Do you, is that rude? 301 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,879 I'm sorry, is that a rude thing to ask? 302 00:13:03,879 --> 00:13:05,399 No, no, no, not at all. 303 00:13:05,399 --> 00:13:07,480 Um, it was a lot of, like, 304 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:13,240 it seems to be easy for me to do, like, ice magic? 305 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,840 Oh, cool. 306 00:13:17,639 --> 00:13:18,680 Get it cool, because. 307 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,440 No, no, no, no, I got it. 308 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:20,920 I liked it. 309 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,840 I would, I would show you something, 310 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,200 but I don't want to break anything 311 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,399 or hurt anyone in here. 312 00:13:31,399 --> 00:13:33,560 I'm not super good with it yet. 313 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,080 Right, I mean, I'm staying here, 314 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,320 so I also would prefer you didn't break anything 315 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,600 or hurt anyone. 316 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,560 Do you think that you're going to 317 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,080 do more magic with Gabriel tomorrow? 318 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:45,879 I would think so. 319 00:13:45,879 --> 00:13:49,160 He said that he thinks, you know, 320 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,760 getting off to a good start sort of thing, 321 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,000 but I would think there's still probably a lot to learn. 322 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,160 So yeah, we were down by the river earlier doing the magic. 323 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,240 So maybe if you want to find us tomorrow, 324 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,240 you can come down there and I can show you. 325 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,960 Ooh, that sounds really fun. 326 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:09,879 OK, well, I'm getting pretty sleepy, 327 00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:11,480 so I'm going to I'm going to head to bed, 328 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,080 but it was really good to see you again 329 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,639 and maybe I'll come see you do some magic tomorrow. 330 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,080 Very cool. 331 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,280 Well, have a great night, Glim. 332 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,879 Glim, you head up to your to your room 333 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,800 and you make it there and close the door behind you. 334 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,519 And then I like pull out that book 335 00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:36,600 and start looking at it to see what this precious book is, 336 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,079 because it looked pretty normal from the outside, right? 337 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,240 I mean, it's not bejeweled or anything. 338 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:43,319 No, it's actually bedazzled. 339 00:14:43,319 --> 00:14:45,559 It's a red leather book. 340 00:14:46,279 --> 00:14:49,159 It has a symbol on it with a monocle 341 00:14:49,159 --> 00:14:52,519 on a chain with fire beneath it. 342 00:14:52,519 --> 00:14:54,439 And you open the book. 343 00:14:54,439 --> 00:14:58,600 The writing in it is illegible to you. 344 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:05,000 It does not look like any language that you understand. 345 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:08,440 So it's not necessarily illegible. 346 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,800 It's just like unintelligible to me because I can't read it. 347 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,960 Yes, that was probably a better word to use. 348 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,800 But yes, you get like their penmanship is super sloppy. 349 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,600 Scroll down. 350 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,360 Did Russ write this? 351 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,600 In fact, it is. 352 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,480 It is my writing. 353 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,120 No, but no, it is a language you don't understand. 354 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,160 So it's not illegible. 355 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,919 It's just you can't understand it. 356 00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:29,559 You can't read it. 357 00:15:31,559 --> 00:15:34,039 I mean, that's not going to stop me from looking through it 358 00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:36,679 for like the next half an hour, to be honest, 359 00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:38,600 to see if I can like puzzle anything out. 360 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,519 Maybe there's like numbers or something, 361 00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:42,919 because that would be a more universal language. 362 00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:45,480 But I'm just, that'll be my bedtime reading. 363 00:15:46,039 --> 00:15:46,600 All right. 364 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,559 You continue to read. 365 00:15:47,559 --> 00:15:50,279 And we cut back to Ms. Mam-Meow-Meow's office. 366 00:15:50,279 --> 00:15:54,519 The two guards walk through the door carrying you and say, 367 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,399 well, we found them and plunky down in a chair 368 00:15:58,039 --> 00:16:01,079 as she spins her chair back around and says, 369 00:16:01,079 --> 00:16:02,840 you were supposed to bring me something. 370 00:16:04,199 --> 00:16:05,079 Ms. Mam-Meow-Meow. 371 00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:08,439 I had it. 372 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:16,600 These a-holes, busting in, ruining my cover, 373 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,960 making me freak out, right? 374 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,240 I was just refueling. 375 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,319 Pretty sure we came in pretty quiet, actually. 376 00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:29,000 The fact that you came in at all set me on edge, 377 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,360 thinking I've been caught. 378 00:16:31,159 --> 00:16:32,120 So what do I do? 379 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,480 Do I just give the ledger back? 380 00:16:36,759 --> 00:16:37,720 All of that hard work, 381 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,720 you don't get nothing, I get thrown back in jail. 382 00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:41,879 So where's the ledger now? 383 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,720 It's hidden. 384 00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:45,019 Where? 385 00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:47,879 In a bathroom. 386 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,519 She has a very perpLexed face. 387 00:16:53,319 --> 00:16:55,720 Why would you hide it in a bathroom? 388 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:57,480 Please, you're in a tavern. 389 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,759 Where else are you going to hide stuff? 390 00:17:01,319 --> 00:17:03,559 It's too big for what you're thinking, sir. 391 00:17:03,559 --> 00:17:05,240 And I look back at the other guard and I'm like, 392 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,759 well, anyway, I would have had it back here lickety split 393 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,920 had these dudes not shown up. 394 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:16,119 Yeah, but they said they found you in a tavern 395 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,559 in the opposite direction. 396 00:17:17,559 --> 00:17:19,480 Refueling. 397 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,799 I had to, I wasn't just going to head 398 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,240 right back to the prison. 399 00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:28,119 Here, follow me right back holding this illegal item 400 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:31,159 that I just stole from the castle 401 00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:34,599 right back to the person who asked me to go get it. 402 00:17:35,399 --> 00:17:36,759 That doesn't sound very smart. 403 00:17:36,759 --> 00:17:38,440 So no, no, to throw them off, 404 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,799 I went in the opposite direction. 405 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,799 Met a really nice doughy eyed gal. 406 00:17:44,919 --> 00:17:46,039 She bought me nachos. 407 00:17:46,759 --> 00:17:49,000 It was great because you didn't leave me with any money. 408 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,519 Were they the eel nachos? 409 00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:51,879 They were the eel nachos. 410 00:17:51,879 --> 00:17:52,519 Very good. 411 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:53,559 They were so good. 412 00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:54,279 Yep. 413 00:17:54,279 --> 00:17:55,000 So. 414 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,799 Gruul's going to taste real bad after those. 415 00:17:57,799 --> 00:17:58,519 Yep. 416 00:17:58,519 --> 00:18:00,680 So these these a-holes bust in here. 417 00:18:01,879 --> 00:18:03,079 I panic. 418 00:18:03,079 --> 00:18:04,279 I stash the item. 419 00:18:06,039 --> 00:18:07,160 You could have had it by now. 420 00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:09,559 She looks to her guards. 421 00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:12,279 She's like, go, go get the item. 422 00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:13,079 Go get the book. 423 00:18:14,519 --> 00:18:16,519 Well, there might be just one small problem. 424 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:28,680 See, I had to Jimmy make a waterproof case for it. 425 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,879 Where did you put it? 426 00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:30,599 The sink. 427 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:31,900 Why? 428 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,879 Because you don't understand 429 00:18:35,879 --> 00:18:38,359 this bathroom didn't have very many options, okay? 430 00:18:39,639 --> 00:18:42,279 Anyway, that doughy eyed gal I told you about, 431 00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:43,480 who bought me the nachos? 432 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,359 I think she has. 433 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,720 Because I knew, left for a really long time, 434 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,360 that book would be useless to everybody. 435 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,480 All waterlogged. 436 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,000 It would have been absolutely destroyed. 437 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,960 Any information in it. 438 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,360 So I wanted her to get it out of that water quick. 439 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,440 She's staying at the Fallen Tower. 440 00:19:01,799 --> 00:19:02,200 Tavern? 441 00:19:03,799 --> 00:19:04,839 The Fallen Tower. 442 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:05,319 Sure. 443 00:19:05,319 --> 00:19:06,519 Yeah, that's the one. 444 00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:08,519 Anyway, she's super nice. 445 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,000 She's got your thing. 446 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,279 One of you go check the bar. 447 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,400 One of you go to the Fallen Tower. 448 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,680 And find me the book. 449 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,960 Oh hey, be nice to her though. 450 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,319 She's super nice. 451 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:29,400 She asks a lot of questions, the guard says. 452 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,240 If that's the one you're talking about. 453 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,839 Oh yeah, she's never been anywhere, apparently. 454 00:19:36,839 --> 00:19:38,680 Poor girl hasn't traveled at all. 455 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,519 So go easy on her. 456 00:19:40,519 --> 00:19:43,799 The two guards leave with their instructions. 457 00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:46,759 And Miss Man Miao Miao. 458 00:19:46,759 --> 00:19:48,440 Well, until that book comes back, 459 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,600 it appears we have no deal. 460 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,920 So you're going to be staying here until, 461 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,320 at the very least, the book comes back. 462 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,559 Okay, yes, that makes sense. 463 00:19:57,559 --> 00:19:58,920 Rules is rules. 464 00:19:59,559 --> 00:20:02,360 However, remember Merv? 465 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,240 Yes, where is your good friend Merv, 466 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,960 who had all of the information that you needed 467 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,840 in order to carry out this plan? 468 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,920 That motherfucker got pulled through a portal. 469 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:20,120 Well, this is how shit went sideways. 470 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,560 Listen, hear me out. 471 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,360 Okay. 472 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:26,519 We're in Neverwinter Ever's chamber. 473 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:27,240 Castle Never. 474 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,360 Yeah, whatever. 475 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:34,039 Lord Neverember keeps his stuff pretty clean. 476 00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:34,440 It's nice. 477 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,680 I find the book, right? 478 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:41,000 As I do, boom, portal opens up out of nowhere. 479 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,519 Shit's flying everywhere. 480 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,440 Two, two guys, maybe three, probably ten. 481 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,720 Ten guys come out, right, of this portal. 482 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,639 I'm fighting them back. 483 00:20:51,639 --> 00:20:54,039 I'm, I'm kicking ass, really. 484 00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:56,200 I'm just like roundhouse kicks 485 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,359 and then I'm sending those assholes 486 00:20:58,359 --> 00:20:59,720 back to where they came from. 487 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,359 In the midst of all this, though, 488 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:03,480 and these shenanigans, 489 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,960 one of them takes Merv right back through the portal. 490 00:21:08,279 --> 00:21:10,680 It's one less prisoner I have to feed, I guess. 491 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,039 Whoa, cold. 492 00:21:12,039 --> 00:21:15,720 Miss, ma'am, kitty, meow, meow, that's cold. 493 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:23,799 Sully, I hope the book is where you say the book is. 494 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,240 I don't lie. 495 00:21:27,799 --> 00:21:29,080 I'm not gonna lie right now. 496 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,759 That's, that's to be determined. 497 00:21:30,759 --> 00:21:31,960 Yeah, fair enough, fair enough. 498 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,240 You two sit staring at each other. 499 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,360 Wanna play cards? 500 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,720 Cold silence. 501 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:38,220 Oh. 502 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:46,759 As we cut back to the Fallen Tower. 503 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,200 It's getting later at this point. 504 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,320 Would you still be there? 505 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,039 Um, it depends. 506 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,840 Is Gabriel still worth a conversation 507 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,640 or is he gone past the point of no return? 508 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,440 He's kind of at the same spot when you first met him. 509 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,160 Oh, yeah, I would have left a long time ago then. 510 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,600 Okay, then you're not there. 511 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,880 Glim, you're in your room 512 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,480 flipping through this book that you can't read. 513 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,380 Mm-hmm. 514 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,279 And you hear heavy armored footsteps 515 00:22:14,279 --> 00:22:16,759 coming up the stairs to your room. 516 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,720 You hear them walking down the hall. 517 00:22:20,279 --> 00:22:22,920 Okay, I'll like slide the book, I don't know, 518 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,519 like under the mattress with my porn mags 519 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,839 that I immediately put there when I got here. 520 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:33,319 My porn etchings, like I don't know what's, 521 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:34,599 I put it under the mattress. 522 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,100 Yes. 523 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,960 Hi, it's really late. 524 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,240 You see three guards, 525 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,680 but the one right in front is the one 526 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:46,040 you were questioning on what this item could be. 527 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:46,360 Right. 528 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:50,040 And he looks down at you and kind of sighs a little bit 529 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,080 but then says to his other friends, search the room. 530 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,720 Wait, how tall is he that he's looking down on her? 531 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,760 Yeah, I'm 6'5". 532 00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,560 I forgot. 533 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,240 He's looking slightly up at you. 534 00:23:04,039 --> 00:23:07,400 Yep, he's a tall gentleman himself. 535 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,359 I'm going to like put my arm across the door like, 536 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,720 what do you mean search the room? 537 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,200 This is my room, I haven't done anything wrong. 538 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:16,759 Who are you? 539 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,279 We have reason to believe that the fellow 540 00:23:21,319 --> 00:23:24,839 who was escorted from the previous tavern 541 00:23:24,839 --> 00:23:26,759 you were in this evening, Miss, 542 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:31,400 might have left something with you. 543 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,320 The alleged linenist. 544 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,680 The alleged linenist, that's him, yes. 545 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,560 And by what authority are you searching my room? 546 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,120 Who are you? 547 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:46,519 I am the head of the Neverwinter Guard. 548 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:52,200 Well, I'm not, I'm an upstanding citizen, 549 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,920 so I guess search my room. 550 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,920 The two other guards walk in and begin, 551 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,720 uh, there's not a lot of things in your room, 552 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,720 but they begin more or less tossing everything. 553 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,759 Hey, I mean, you could do that a bit. 554 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,840 There's no need to be destructive about it, 555 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:13,240 is there? 556 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,000 In fact, it doesn't even make sense. 557 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,080 You just move a bunch of stuff to one spot, 558 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,000 it's making it harder to search the room. 559 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,920 They're professionals. 560 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,840 They search for a few minutes. 561 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,560 One of them tosses over the bed 562 00:24:27,559 --> 00:24:33,240 and finds your porn mags, as well as the book. 563 00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:35,480 It says, we got it. 564 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,839 I mean, you can just get that stuff anywhere. 565 00:24:38,839 --> 00:24:41,559 You don't need to come here and take mine from my room. 566 00:24:41,559 --> 00:24:46,039 It's, I mean, it explains me what these porn mags look like. 567 00:24:46,039 --> 00:24:49,399 Let's say, yeah, I would have sex positive right now, that glim is. 568 00:24:49,399 --> 00:24:49,960 This is good. 569 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,240 She's unabashed. 570 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,039 We've already described what bathrooms look like in this world. 571 00:24:54,039 --> 00:24:56,440 Now it's time to describe what porn magazines look like. 572 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,640 I'm very interested. 573 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:04,680 Yeah, I mean, I guess just like very realistic sketches in like scrolls. 574 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,600 No, they can't be scrolls. 575 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,080 They could be like, I mean, there's books in this world, 576 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,279 so they would be like pamphlet. 577 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,400 The guard says, do what you want with the porn guys, 578 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,440 but we need the book. 579 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,480 And you're going to have to come with us, miss. 580 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,400 It's glim. 581 00:25:24,279 --> 00:25:24,779 Glim. 582 00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:25,920 Okay. 583 00:25:26,779 --> 00:25:28,059 I mean, I'm a rule follower. 584 00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:29,259 I'll go with them. 585 00:25:29,259 --> 00:25:31,660 They escort you down and through the tavern 586 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:34,619 and you draw some attention as you're being walked out. 587 00:25:34,619 --> 00:25:36,220 They don't handcuff you or anything, 588 00:25:37,339 --> 00:25:39,099 but you're clearly being escorted out. 589 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:46,220 And unless you want to discuss anything in particular with them. 590 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,940 I'm sure I do, but you probably don't need it for this podcast 591 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:53,099 as I just pepper them with inane questions. 592 00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:55,020 That's fair. 593 00:25:55,020 --> 00:26:00,300 You find yourself at the prison and they put you into a cell. 594 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:06,060 They lock the cell door and leave through the door in which you came in, 595 00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:10,060 close it and you look across and you see Sully in the chamber across from you. 596 00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:13,660 Ah, crap. 597 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:15,440 Yeah. 598 00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:20,620 I didn't think I'd end up here after talking to you. 599 00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:24,620 You wanted the full city experience though, didn't you? 600 00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:30,940 How many people get to say they got thrown in the clink? 601 00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:34,620 Well, Sully, you're right. 602 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:37,260 I have in all the places I've never been. 603 00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:39,820 I have also never been to prison. 604 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:42,620 Well, you don't need to brag. 605 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:46,540 But you know what? 606 00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:47,660 You're not in any trouble. 607 00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:50,860 You're gonna be fine. 608 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,420 Well, I mean, I tried. 609 00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:53,980 I tried. 610 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,100 I found the book. 611 00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:55,660 Awesome. 612 00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:59,500 I mean, which means they have the book now. 613 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:02,860 Yeah, that's bad because I mean like leverage and stuff. 614 00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:03,340 Yeah. 615 00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:06,300 I mean, what can you do? 616 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:08,540 Did you do you know what that book is? 617 00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:10,700 Yeah, it's a ledger. 618 00:27:11,259 --> 00:27:12,140 Did you open it? 619 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:14,940 No, didn't have time. 620 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,940 Huh, it's in some language that I don't speak or read. 621 00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:21,580 I couldn't even understand it. 622 00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:23,340 There didn't seem to be any numbers, 623 00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:25,740 which would be weird for a ledger. 624 00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:29,420 But well, we may never know. 625 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:33,180 You don't need good songs. 626 00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:35,500 I mean, nothing's coming to mind. 627 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,220 What do you got? 628 00:27:37,019 --> 00:27:39,100 I don't have much, but I have these two spoons. 629 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:40,380 I could play you some spoons. 630 00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:43,580 I mean, that sounds nice. 631 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:47,259 I love the sound of spoons as I try to drift off to sleep in prison. 632 00:27:47,259 --> 00:27:49,819 Well, you know, like I'm clacking them against my knee, right? 633 00:27:49,819 --> 00:27:52,220 I'm actually very fairly talented at it. 634 00:27:54,859 --> 00:28:00,699 The sound of spoons carries through the windows out into the streets 635 00:28:00,699 --> 00:28:05,980 as you remain in your cells for the rest of the night. 636 00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:17,899 Welcome to the middle. 637 00:28:19,259 --> 00:28:21,099 We're so glad you're here. 638 00:28:24,539 --> 00:28:24,859 Yep. 639 00:28:25,659 --> 00:28:26,379 Oh, come on. 640 00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:31,339 This is the part where we say how much we appreciate you 641 00:28:31,339 --> 00:28:34,460 and you beat you for being here 642 00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:37,099 and how awesome you are and how much we love you. 643 00:28:37,099 --> 00:28:38,539 All of those things. 644 00:28:38,539 --> 00:28:41,819 We are also very delighted when you do things for us. 645 00:28:41,980 --> 00:28:45,099 Some of those things include rating and reviewing the show. 646 00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:46,299 I mean, not just our show. 647 00:28:46,299 --> 00:28:48,299 If you rate and review any of your favorite podcasts, 648 00:28:48,299 --> 00:28:51,339 that's a bonus thing and podcasters really appreciate it 649 00:28:51,339 --> 00:28:53,500 because maybe it helps, maybe it doesn't, 650 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,899 but it certainly makes us feel good for putting out 651 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,700 for putting out a thing that you enjoy. 652 00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:01,579 So if you can, if you haven't done so already 653 00:29:01,579 --> 00:29:04,220 and if you can, we'd really appreciate a rating and review 654 00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:08,139 on either iTunes or Stitcher or anywhere else 655 00:29:08,139 --> 00:29:10,460 that you can leave reviews. 656 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:11,339 May I read one? 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710 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:19,580 So you give presentations of some kind. 711 00:31:19,580 --> 00:31:23,660 This extremely devastating explosion was, in fact, a celebration. 712 00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:27,820 And you, my good lady, ladle cheap foodstuffs out to people. 713 00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:31,820 All right, Faerie, Demon, sit down and shut up. 714 00:31:31,820 --> 00:31:33,019 Thank heavens. 715 00:31:33,019 --> 00:31:37,819 We three have been chosen to be the saviors of the entire multiverse. 716 00:31:37,819 --> 00:31:40,139 Do you see that Minotaur sitting out in the food court? 717 00:31:40,139 --> 00:31:40,940 What Minotaur? 718 00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:42,059 He was right there. 719 00:31:42,059 --> 00:31:44,059 There were some zombies, but Black blew them up. 720 00:31:44,059 --> 00:31:45,099 I climbed a tree. 721 00:31:45,099 --> 00:31:46,460 And we're skipping ahead. 722 00:31:46,460 --> 00:31:47,420 And we're skipping ahead. 723 00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:48,539 Oh, yeah, no, OK. 724 00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:52,220 Three normal dweebs thrown back in time to an era of magic. 725 00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:54,619 What is this place? 726 00:31:54,619 --> 00:31:58,460 And sent on an adventure more absurd than they ever could have imagined. 727 00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:00,299 Egerton, you didn't even need a Faerie cake. 728 00:32:00,299 --> 00:32:01,579 Why did you eat a Faerie cake? 729 00:32:01,579 --> 00:32:04,859 Because I stress eat sometimes. 730 00:32:04,859 --> 00:32:10,059 That's the end of Time and Other Bothers from the makers of Albus Salix Royal Physician. 731 00:32:10,059 --> 00:32:12,779 Listen and subscribe at otherbothers.com 732 00:32:12,779 --> 00:32:16,059 or search for Other Bothers in your favorite podcast app. 733 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:18,539 Do I get to keep all of my body parts? 734 00:32:19,099 --> 00:32:20,460 Not if I have any say in it. 735 00:32:26,539 --> 00:32:27,339 It's the next day. 736 00:32:28,299 --> 00:32:31,179 Moot, you wake up at Nogwood's. 737 00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:35,820 I'm going to head out ASAP over to the Fallen Tower 738 00:32:36,779 --> 00:32:42,539 and see if I can invite Glim over to watch me do some magic. 739 00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:49,580 So you walk to the Fallen Tower and you walk in and you don't see Glim right away. 740 00:32:49,580 --> 00:32:50,700 How long do you wait around? 741 00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:55,980 A few minutes and then I go ask like a barkeep 742 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,100 if maybe Glim's been around this morning. 743 00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:06,460 Yeah, there's one barkeep that you have previously met, Barlick. 744 00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:12,140 Barlick, I'm looking for my friend Glim, Dragonborn. 745 00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:13,100 Have you seen her? 746 00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:23,260 I heard she got escorted out there last night by the police, the Old Town Guard. 747 00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:30,379 Wait, was she like marched out or was she going willingly? 748 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:34,779 It appeared she was going willingly, but there were three guards 749 00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:40,859 and they were clearly escorting her off to probably jail. 750 00:33:40,859 --> 00:33:42,539 It is usually where they take people. 751 00:33:44,059 --> 00:33:46,460 Okay, yeah. 752 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:49,099 If Gabriel shows up, tell him I'll be there. 753 00:33:49,099 --> 00:33:51,339 I'll be a little bit late, but I will be back. 754 00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:54,220 He loves it when people are late, but they'll be back. 755 00:33:54,860 --> 00:33:59,020 I will be the one to bring him that such good news. 756 00:33:59,020 --> 00:33:59,340 You know what? 757 00:33:59,340 --> 00:34:01,820 I'm going to pour this right away just in case. 758 00:34:01,820 --> 00:34:03,580 Yeah, just have it ready and waiting. 759 00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:04,300 That'd be great. 760 00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:05,660 Yeah, will do. 761 00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:09,579 I'm going to book it over towards the jail. 762 00:34:09,579 --> 00:34:13,260 You know where it is because you heard someone yelling out of the jail. 763 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,780 So you make it to the jail. 764 00:34:15,580 --> 00:34:19,019 So when I walked past the jail before, when I overheard, 765 00:34:20,940 --> 00:34:21,740 it was like what? 766 00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:22,700 A floor up? 767 00:34:23,660 --> 00:34:24,700 A couple floors up? 768 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:26,380 No, it was a floor up. 769 00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:31,180 All right, so I'm going to go stand kind of under that window. 770 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:32,460 Okay. 771 00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:33,740 Sort of thing and just kind of... 772 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:36,140 Glim? 773 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:38,380 Are you up there? 774 00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:39,900 Hey, what's up? 775 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:42,620 Glim? 776 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:47,180 No. 777 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:48,860 Oh. 778 00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:49,260 God? 779 00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:52,060 No. 780 00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:53,260 No, it's... 781 00:34:53,980 --> 00:34:54,700 It's Mee Moot. 782 00:34:56,540 --> 00:34:57,180 Mee Moot. 783 00:34:58,620 --> 00:35:00,700 Hey, hey, dragon lady. 784 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:03,019 Do you know a Mee Moot? 785 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:06,060 I know a Moot. 786 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:07,260 He's a... 787 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:09,820 I just met him. 788 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:11,180 Yeah. 789 00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:12,380 Why? 790 00:35:13,019 --> 00:35:13,980 Who are you talking to? 791 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:15,179 I don't know. 792 00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:17,420 There's just sounds coming through the window. 793 00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:18,619 Someone's yelling, Mee Moot. 794 00:35:18,619 --> 00:35:19,099 I just... 795 00:35:19,099 --> 00:35:19,740 I don't know. 796 00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:21,179 But like if this guy's... 797 00:35:21,179 --> 00:35:21,820 Okay, hold on. 798 00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:23,820 I'm sorry, what's your name? 799 00:35:25,260 --> 00:35:25,579 Moot. 800 00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:26,860 Moot. 801 00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:28,699 Okay. 802 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:30,380 Yeah, Moot. 803 00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:31,099 He's my friend. 804 00:35:31,099 --> 00:35:31,820 I know him. 805 00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:32,300 You... 806 00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:32,539 Oh. 807 00:35:33,179 --> 00:35:36,619 Maybe, I guess, can you tell him that I'm in here? 808 00:35:37,420 --> 00:35:38,139 Sure. 809 00:35:38,139 --> 00:35:39,740 Hey, Mee Moot. 810 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:40,780 Yeah. 811 00:35:41,579 --> 00:35:43,579 Yeah, the dragon lady is in here. 812 00:35:43,819 --> 00:35:44,139 Glim. 813 00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:46,219 Oh, Glim. 814 00:35:46,219 --> 00:35:46,940 Glim's in here. 815 00:35:48,299 --> 00:35:49,259 Is everyone okay? 816 00:35:49,259 --> 00:35:49,980 Is she okay? 817 00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:56,299 Moot, it's jail, so I'm gonna let you put two and two together there, buddy. 818 00:35:56,299 --> 00:35:57,739 He's not very smart, is he? 819 00:35:58,699 --> 00:35:59,659 Uh, okay. 820 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:02,699 Why is she in jail? 821 00:36:03,259 --> 00:36:04,779 Oh, that would be my fault. 822 00:36:05,659 --> 00:36:07,980 Yeah, I'd take full responsibility for that. 823 00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:09,900 Hey, you have any special skills? 824 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:13,660 I can do magic stuff. 825 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:15,980 Oh, that's good. 826 00:36:16,539 --> 00:36:19,500 Can you whip us up a portal? 827 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,660 Uh, oh, that's... 828 00:36:23,019 --> 00:36:25,099 No, that's a little bit too advanced for me. 829 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:28,300 Can you blow this place apart? 830 00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:31,740 Again, I probably can't. 831 00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:33,019 Ah, got me Moot. 832 00:36:33,019 --> 00:36:33,900 What can you do? 833 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:36,780 Uh, I don't know. 834 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,619 I just usually make things really cold, 835 00:36:38,619 --> 00:36:40,299 but I don't think that's gonna help much. 836 00:36:41,579 --> 00:36:42,699 Well, it's jail. 837 00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:44,940 It's kind of damp already. 838 00:36:44,940 --> 00:36:45,980 I do have a chill. 839 00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:46,779 Glim, you cold? 840 00:36:47,819 --> 00:36:50,059 I mean, it's not warm in here. 841 00:36:50,059 --> 00:36:50,779 No, okay. 842 00:36:50,779 --> 00:36:54,940 So we're fine, you know, temperature-wise. 843 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:57,500 We got cold under... 844 00:36:59,339 --> 00:37:00,699 Is there anything you can do? 845 00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:03,500 Uh, I don't know. 846 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:06,619 Oh, yeah. 847 00:37:07,579 --> 00:37:14,460 Well, I can kind of pick things up with a magical hand and move them places. 848 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:15,500 Is there anything you need? 849 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,339 Maybe I can drop it through the window for you? 850 00:37:19,099 --> 00:37:20,940 Sure, that sounds like a real thing. 851 00:37:21,659 --> 00:37:23,259 That doesn't sound like a real thing. 852 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:28,619 I mean, his teacher kind of indicated that this was a thing he could do 853 00:37:28,619 --> 00:37:31,659 because we had a whole conversation about what you use to pick things up. 854 00:37:33,339 --> 00:37:34,059 I'm sorry. 855 00:37:34,619 --> 00:37:39,579 You had a whole conversation surrounding what you use to pick things up? 856 00:37:39,579 --> 00:37:42,699 Well, in Moot's defense, he's very new to this magic thing. 857 00:37:42,699 --> 00:37:45,820 Okay, yeah, but is he new to picking stuff up? 858 00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:49,019 Well, I can't speak to that. 859 00:37:49,659 --> 00:37:50,380 We just met. 860 00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:51,820 I assume not. 861 00:37:51,820 --> 00:37:54,619 He seems like a healthy young guy. 862 00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:55,820 Okay. 863 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:57,739 Do we need anything in here? 864 00:37:57,739 --> 00:37:59,099 He might be able to help. 865 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:00,219 Like... 866 00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:02,940 What's gonna happen here? 867 00:38:03,659 --> 00:38:07,420 I've never, as I said, I'm not bragging, but I've never been in jail. 868 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:10,619 Sounds like a brag to me, but okay. 869 00:38:10,619 --> 00:38:11,260 What should we... 870 00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:12,139 Humble brag. 871 00:38:12,139 --> 00:38:12,860 What should we... 872 00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:13,820 Hashtag blessed. 873 00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:19,099 I mean, now that you mention it, I am very blessed. 874 00:38:19,099 --> 00:38:19,900 Oh, my God. 875 00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:23,659 Okay, so here's what's gonna happen. 876 00:38:23,659 --> 00:38:25,099 They have what they want. 877 00:38:25,099 --> 00:38:26,220 They have us locked up. 878 00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:30,860 And that's pretty much just gonna stay that way because we've lost 879 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:35,900 our whole leverage that we would have to keep us out of jail. 880 00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:39,099 Really sorry I got dragged into all this. 881 00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:39,660 That sucks. 882 00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:40,380 That's on me. 883 00:38:40,380 --> 00:38:41,019 That's on me. 884 00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:41,820 I owe you one. 885 00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:45,740 But maybe if Moo could like, I don't know, get us the keys. 886 00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:50,700 Oh, get me my thieves tools back from Miss Miamiao. 887 00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:54,780 Play the nachos would be good. 888 00:38:55,579 --> 00:38:57,500 Yeah, those eel ones were good, weren't they? 889 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:58,220 They were good. 890 00:38:58,540 --> 00:39:01,420 You just hear like mumble conversation up above. 891 00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:03,100 What about, couldn't he... 892 00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:07,260 I don't know about thieves tools. 893 00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:08,780 Are they very personalized? 894 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:11,820 Maybe he could find some different ones. 895 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,620 Put them through the window. 896 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,900 Or an explosive. 897 00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:22,300 Well, I mean, that seems more dangerous and maybe harder to find. 898 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:25,500 I haven't been in the city long, so maybe not, but... 899 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:28,219 Okay, well, sure. 900 00:39:28,219 --> 00:39:29,340 Hey, hey, me moot. 901 00:39:30,539 --> 00:39:31,900 It's just moot. 902 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:32,699 Okay, just moot. 903 00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:34,139 Nope, moot. 904 00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,739 Just, just moot. 905 00:39:35,739 --> 00:39:36,539 That's what I said. 906 00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:47,260 Can you get us some, like, some thieves tools up over yonder window? 907 00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:53,659 What's a thieves tool? 908 00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:54,780 Like, what do you use? 909 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,940 Well, it's not a tool. 910 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,539 It's thieves tools. 911 00:39:58,539 --> 00:40:01,099 It's like a little pouch. 912 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:04,860 It's got a bunch of knickety-knackety screwdrivers and stuff. 913 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,980 I bet Gabriel will know. 914 00:40:06,619 --> 00:40:09,820 Oh, Glim says ask Gabriel. 915 00:40:09,820 --> 00:40:10,380 He'll know. 916 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:12,860 Oh, okay, I'll... 917 00:40:12,860 --> 00:40:14,460 Yes, go ask a grown-up. 918 00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:16,539 That's always a good... 919 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:17,820 Yeah, go get an adult. 920 00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:19,900 Me moot, get an adult. 921 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:20,619 I'll ask Gabriel. 922 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:21,260 I'll come back. 923 00:40:22,539 --> 00:40:23,500 Hang on. 924 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:24,139 Neat. 925 00:40:24,139 --> 00:40:29,500 Hey, in the meantime, Glim, can you, like, feign sickness or injury? 926 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:30,619 I'll yell for the guard. 927 00:40:30,619 --> 00:40:31,659 This is a classic one. 928 00:40:31,659 --> 00:40:32,379 It could work. 929 00:40:32,379 --> 00:40:34,379 One of us could end up being stabbed. 930 00:40:34,379 --> 00:40:35,900 Either way, it's like a real role. 931 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:36,859 But you're super big. 932 00:40:36,859 --> 00:40:38,539 So, like, you fall over. 933 00:40:38,539 --> 00:40:40,779 I'm like, ah, guards, ah, guards. 934 00:40:40,779 --> 00:40:44,219 And then when they come in to check on you, you kill them. 935 00:40:45,019 --> 00:40:46,139 Or incapacitate them. 936 00:40:46,139 --> 00:40:47,099 It's totally up to you. 937 00:40:47,659 --> 00:40:49,420 And then we get their keys and get out. 938 00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:56,860 Moot, where do you go to find Gabriel? 939 00:40:56,860 --> 00:40:59,180 There's only one place to find Gabriel, my friend. 940 00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:01,980 You run back to the Fallen Tower. 941 00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:05,820 Come quickly, out of breath at this point, running through the door. 942 00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:08,300 And Gabriel is at the bar. 943 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:09,980 And he has a drink in his hand. 944 00:41:10,619 --> 00:41:14,139 Moot, I appreciate the drink. 945 00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:15,019 Oh, you got the drink I left for you. 946 00:41:15,019 --> 00:41:17,500 Next time, pay for it. 947 00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:21,019 Well, I just. 948 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:26,700 Yeah, I got my that friend of mine that you met last night. 949 00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:29,340 You know, Glim, you remember Glim? 950 00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:30,059 Very lovely. 951 00:41:30,059 --> 00:41:30,539 Very lovely. 952 00:41:30,539 --> 00:41:31,900 She knows how to pick things up. 953 00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:35,019 Yeah, actually, that's what I. 954 00:41:35,019 --> 00:41:40,380 Anyway, do you know where I could get like some thieves tools? 955 00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:42,220 Or is it I was told it was a set. 956 00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:43,740 Is it just the one tool? 957 00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:45,260 What do you want thieves tools for? 958 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:47,500 To help Glim. 959 00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:50,700 Where is Glim? 960 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:51,900 Jail. 961 00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:55,180 Why is Glim in jail? 962 00:41:55,820 --> 00:41:56,460 I don't know. 963 00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:59,740 I couldn't really talk to her, but this other person said it was their fault. 964 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,139 I think it's all just a big misunderstanding. 965 00:42:04,139 --> 00:42:11,099 So if it is a misunderstanding, usually that is found out. 966 00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:15,659 And the people in charge of finding that out 967 00:42:15,659 --> 00:42:18,539 determine that she's innocent and she'll let her free. 968 00:42:18,539 --> 00:42:20,860 Now, if you get thieves. 969 00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:25,019 Wait, wait, if you get thieves tools, moot. 970 00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:28,940 Poor dear moot doesn't know how to pick things up. 971 00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:31,900 And you break out of jail. 972 00:42:33,179 --> 00:42:37,340 Even if you were innocent on the first count, you've now broken out of jail. 973 00:42:38,219 --> 00:42:40,300 And you're guilty on that charge. 974 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:44,460 So your friend will actually be in trouble if you get the thieves tools. 975 00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:48,380 Oh, I guess I didn't stop to think about it that way. 976 00:42:49,259 --> 00:42:54,619 See, I'm just worried that it's like I'm worried because they took her there last 977 00:42:54,619 --> 00:42:56,300 night and she's still in jail this morning. 978 00:42:56,300 --> 00:43:00,619 So I'm thinking that maybe they're not so inclined to think it was a misunderstanding. 979 00:43:02,059 --> 00:43:04,940 So she's been in jail for less than six hours. 980 00:43:06,779 --> 00:43:07,900 Maybe eight. 981 00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:09,019 I kind of blacked out. 982 00:43:10,059 --> 00:43:11,340 You do that a lot. 983 00:43:11,340 --> 00:43:12,139 Could have been 10. 984 00:43:13,659 --> 00:43:15,659 And you think maybe they're not. 985 00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:20,219 I haven't even had a full guard rotation yet, moot. 986 00:43:20,219 --> 00:43:21,659 Well, I don't know when these things happen. 987 00:43:22,539 --> 00:43:23,420 That's fair. 988 00:43:23,420 --> 00:43:27,099 OK, I'm not going to tell you where to find these tools, moot. 989 00:43:29,179 --> 00:43:30,379 I don't want to get you in trouble. 990 00:43:31,659 --> 00:43:34,940 No, I mean, that makes a lot of sense the way that you put it. 991 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:37,019 But how do like how can I help them? 992 00:43:37,659 --> 00:43:40,619 Well, glim mostly, but I'm sure that other person's nice, too. 993 00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:42,779 You know what you can do? 994 00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:48,300 You know what you can do is you can probably if you know she's in there, 995 00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:50,540 you said she didn't talk directly to her. 996 00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:57,100 If you know she's in there, maybe you can be a character witness for her. 997 00:43:58,620 --> 00:44:00,380 How well do you know this is glim? 998 00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:02,380 Well, not very. 999 00:44:02,380 --> 00:44:05,580 I mean, we both just kind of got to town, but she seems great. 1000 00:44:07,820 --> 00:44:11,500 Well, she's a follower of Bahamut, so like that's got to be. 1001 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:12,620 That's got to count for something. 1002 00:44:13,740 --> 00:44:15,180 People are always truthful. 1003 00:44:17,019 --> 00:44:19,019 So what do you want to do in this instance, moot? 1004 00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:26,060 I go practice magic or and wait for your friends to be your friend friends. 1005 00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:29,980 I don't know how many people you're talking to in jail to be let out. 1006 00:44:31,980 --> 00:44:35,180 You want to go find thieves tools and leave me here to drink. 1007 00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:39,740 Well, I guess we could go. 1008 00:44:39,740 --> 00:44:43,500 Go. How often do the guard rotations happen? 1009 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:44,380 Like, when was that? 1010 00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:46,300 When is the next one ready to go? 1011 00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:48,460 It's usually three in a day. 1012 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:52,060 OK, so sometime very soon then should be the next one. 1013 00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:54,380 Sure. Yeah. 1014 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:59,100 OK, I think let's go practice magic for an hour or two. 1015 00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:02,140 And then I'll go back to the jail. 1016 00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:05,980 And if they're not out yet, I'll maybe go see if I can talk to the warden. 1017 00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:08,780 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1018 00:45:08,780 --> 00:45:12,380 Miss Ma'am Meow Meow is the warden of the jail there. 1019 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:17,740 And Moot takes out his notebook and writes Miss Ma'am Meow Meow down on it. 1020 00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:22,220 Good. Taking notes. 1021 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:26,540 All right. Get me a road pop and head out. 1022 00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:29,980 I kind of moot waves at the bartender. 1023 00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:31,420 One more. 1024 00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:38,140 The door opens and a guard comes in. 1025 00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:47,340 And he looks to both of you and says, Sully, let's go see Miss Ma'am Meow Meow. 1026 00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:55,660 OK, awesome. Glim, Glam, M'lady, I'll be back, probably. 1027 00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,060 He'll be back. 1028 00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:01,900 Oh, OK. Good luck. 1029 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:07,340 You go through the routine, hands through the bars, 1030 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:08,539 cuffed. 1031 00:46:09,820 --> 00:46:12,059 When I put my hands through the bars this time, I try to tickle him. 1032 00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:15,100 He's not having any of it. 1033 00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:21,900 He slaps them on in there much tighter than they were the previous time. 1034 00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:28,700 And the door slides open and he escorts you out. 1035 00:46:28,700 --> 00:46:32,940 You make it to Miss Ma'am Meow Meow's office and he sits you down in the chair. 1036 00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:38,380 And she has the book on the table in front of her. 1037 00:46:39,340 --> 00:46:40,139 The guard leaves. 1038 00:46:41,179 --> 00:46:43,420 He says, well, we found the book. 1039 00:46:43,420 --> 00:46:44,220 Thank goodness. 1040 00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:46,139 Told you. 1041 00:46:46,139 --> 00:46:47,099 Told you. 1042 00:46:47,099 --> 00:46:48,139 Miss Ma'am Meow Meow. 1043 00:46:51,019 --> 00:46:52,139 I wouldn't let you down. 1044 00:46:52,139 --> 00:46:53,500 No, you wouldn't. 1045 00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:57,260 But here's the thing, Sully. 1046 00:46:58,300 --> 00:46:58,940 I don't know. 1047 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:00,940 I don't know if I can trust you. 1048 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:02,619 Trust me with what? 1049 00:47:03,179 --> 00:47:07,339 With this information of obtaining the book for me. 1050 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:10,619 My God, what is it with this book? 1051 00:47:10,619 --> 00:47:11,659 I don't care. 1052 00:47:11,659 --> 00:47:13,579 I'm not even supposed to be in Neverwinter. 1053 00:47:13,579 --> 00:47:15,739 How would I leave and never come back? 1054 00:47:17,659 --> 00:47:22,619 I mean, in your own, in the way you've described your travels here, 1055 00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:26,460 you don't even know how you got here. 1056 00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:31,659 So how do I know that you'll leave and not come back unbeknownst to yourself? 1057 00:47:31,659 --> 00:47:33,819 My God, if I do, I'll just keep leaving. 1058 00:47:34,859 --> 00:47:36,139 I don't know what I can say. 1059 00:47:36,139 --> 00:47:44,779 But I do know that the shiny dragonborn in the cell across from me 1060 00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:51,500 for sure knows pretty much absolutely nothing about anything. 1061 00:47:53,019 --> 00:47:54,219 Sweet girl. 1062 00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:57,179 But she, too, has seen the book. 1063 00:47:57,819 --> 00:48:02,859 Knows that you obtained it somehow, I presume. 1064 00:48:03,739 --> 00:48:07,659 And knows that now is in the possession of the prison as well. 1065 00:48:07,659 --> 00:48:10,299 So she, too, is in trouble. 1066 00:48:10,299 --> 00:48:17,659 As far as she knows, you guys apprehended me because I stole something and you return it. 1067 00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:25,099 Is that not how the justice system works? 1068 00:48:27,179 --> 00:48:33,099 Justice system is shades of gray under Miss Man Meow Meow sometimes. 1069 00:48:33,099 --> 00:48:34,779 It's very difficult to know. 1070 00:48:34,779 --> 00:48:36,539 Listen, she's a sweet thing. 1071 00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:37,739 She doesn't belong here. 1072 00:48:38,379 --> 00:48:38,859 Keep me. 1073 00:48:39,899 --> 00:48:40,619 Let her go. 1074 00:48:40,619 --> 00:48:42,059 I appreciate what you're saying. 1075 00:48:42,059 --> 00:48:45,579 I mean, I'm going to have to keep both of you, at least for a little while. 1076 00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:49,259 Miss Man Meow Meow, come on, do me a solid. 1077 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:51,259 I lost my best friend Merv. 1078 00:48:51,259 --> 00:48:51,819 You know what? 1079 00:48:52,619 --> 00:48:53,119 Okay. 1080 00:48:54,619 --> 00:48:56,779 Just because I feel so bad about Merv, 1081 00:48:56,780 --> 00:48:57,980 we won't keep you here. 1082 00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:03,820 You and your new friend, you can be transferred to another prison. 1083 00:49:05,019 --> 00:49:05,740 Where? 1084 00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:06,300 Elsewhere. 1085 00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:08,220 Is that a town? 1086 00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:10,220 Is that a nearby town? 1087 00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:18,060 It's an extended branch of our organization here. 1088 00:49:19,980 --> 00:49:21,180 How far is elsewhere? 1089 00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:22,300 Because travel, you know. 1090 00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:23,580 Quite a ways away. 1091 00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:24,540 Oh, okay. 1092 00:49:24,539 --> 00:49:25,980 Yes, I can't tell you exactly. 1093 00:49:27,659 --> 00:49:28,779 Because I don't trust you. 1094 00:49:28,779 --> 00:49:29,579 I don't trust you. 1095 00:49:31,179 --> 00:49:31,579 All right. 1096 00:49:31,579 --> 00:49:33,739 Well, I don't want to be a neverwinder. 1097 00:49:34,779 --> 00:49:35,820 No offense. 1098 00:49:35,820 --> 00:49:37,179 Don't want to see you again. 1099 00:49:37,179 --> 00:49:37,900 I get it. 1100 00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:38,619 I understand. 1101 00:49:40,059 --> 00:49:40,860 Enjoy your book. 1102 00:49:42,139 --> 00:49:43,820 I'll go tell Flynn the good news. 1103 00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:45,820 Great. 1104 00:49:47,019 --> 00:49:48,699 I hope she enjoys it as well. 1105 00:49:50,539 --> 00:49:51,259 Let's go. 1106 00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:52,940 I'm talking to the guard. 1107 00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:55,980 Would you like, would you like me to call the guard 1108 00:49:55,980 --> 00:49:58,139 or just want to talk to the guard that's non-existent? 1109 00:49:58,139 --> 00:49:58,780 No, it's fine. 1110 00:49:58,780 --> 00:49:59,820 You can, you can call him. 1111 00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:00,320 Guard! 1112 00:50:02,059 --> 00:50:03,340 Guard comes back in. 1113 00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:04,059 Just let's go. 1114 00:50:05,019 --> 00:50:05,900 That's what I said. 1115 00:50:07,659 --> 00:50:12,220 He brings you back to your cell and locks you up and leaves the room. 1116 00:50:12,220 --> 00:50:19,500 Hey, Glim, we're going to be transferred to a prison elsewhere. 1117 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:22,539 I mean, the air quotes make that seem very ominous. 1118 00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:23,840 Yeah. 1119 00:50:24,220 --> 00:50:25,019 Yeah, it's not good. 1120 00:50:25,019 --> 00:50:27,579 I'm pretty sure they're thinking about killing us. 1121 00:50:27,579 --> 00:50:29,019 But I do have a plan. 1122 00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:30,220 Okay. 1123 00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:35,260 Guard! 1124 00:50:35,260 --> 00:50:35,740 Guard! 1125 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:36,220 Help! 1126 00:50:36,220 --> 00:50:37,019 Ah! 1127 00:50:37,019 --> 00:50:37,579 Help! 1128 00:50:37,579 --> 00:50:38,780 I'm not going to kill anyone. 1129 00:50:39,659 --> 00:50:40,860 This isn't for you. 1130 00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:41,740 Okay. 1131 00:50:41,740 --> 00:50:42,139 Ow! 1132 00:50:42,139 --> 00:50:43,099 Oh, God! 1133 00:50:43,099 --> 00:50:44,539 Guards, please! 1134 00:50:44,539 --> 00:50:45,500 The door opens. 1135 00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:47,420 I'm laying on the ground. 1136 00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:48,139 Fetal position. 1137 00:50:48,860 --> 00:50:49,740 Again, Sully? 1138 00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:55,180 Can't, I just, my stomach. 1139 00:50:55,180 --> 00:50:56,380 I was just in here. 1140 00:50:56,380 --> 00:50:58,860 I know, it just came on so suddenly. 1141 00:50:58,860 --> 00:51:00,220 It's probably a fart again. 1142 00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:04,380 It can't be. 1143 00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:09,260 If it still hurts in half an hour, call again. 1144 00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:14,540 I'll take your silence as total agreement. 1145 00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:15,980 He walks out. 1146 00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:17,340 Hey, wait, excuse me. 1147 00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:19,500 Yes. 1148 00:51:19,579 --> 00:51:23,820 Is there, I mean, I really don't think I belong here. 1149 00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:26,940 Could I, what can I do? 1150 00:51:26,940 --> 00:51:29,019 Can I talk, is there someone in charge I can talk to? 1151 00:51:29,579 --> 00:51:30,619 Yes, yes. 1152 00:51:30,619 --> 00:51:34,139 I will, I will go request with the warden 1153 00:51:35,340 --> 00:51:38,619 and see if she has some time to speak with you as quick as possible. 1154 00:51:38,619 --> 00:51:40,460 I know, I know you. 1155 00:51:40,460 --> 00:51:42,539 We don't want to put you out at all. 1156 00:51:42,539 --> 00:51:45,179 Okay, I'd really appreciate it if I could speak to her. 1157 00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:46,460 Of course. 1158 00:51:47,340 --> 00:51:51,980 And he leaves the room, closes the door behind him. 1159 00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:53,500 I get up and I look at her and I'm like, 1160 00:51:54,780 --> 00:51:57,019 well, that plan didn't work. 1161 00:51:57,019 --> 00:51:59,179 He was going to get close and I was going to bite him. 1162 00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:05,179 Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas here. 1163 00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:07,340 We'll get out of this. 1164 00:52:07,340 --> 00:52:08,380 It always works out. 1165 00:52:08,380 --> 00:52:16,460 Moot, you make it back to the field. 1166 00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:22,940 It's been on the outside of an hour, you know, an hour, hour and a half. 1167 00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:26,220 And Gabriel's looking at you, he's like, 1168 00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:27,980 Moot, you're not, you're not focused. 1169 00:52:27,980 --> 00:52:31,019 Nothing's been really, like you've been, you've been able to do a few things, 1170 00:52:31,019 --> 00:52:35,740 but nothing's been able, you haven't been able to focus very much today. 1171 00:52:36,540 --> 00:52:39,420 No, my, my head, my head's not in the game. 1172 00:52:39,420 --> 00:52:41,340 I'm worried about Glim in jail. 1173 00:52:41,340 --> 00:52:43,340 It just, it just all seems wrong to me. 1174 00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:49,900 All right, finishes the drink that's in his hand. 1175 00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:52,860 Let's go talk to the warden. 1176 00:52:55,980 --> 00:52:59,420 You go to the jail and in the front door. 1177 00:53:01,180 --> 00:53:02,300 Are you leading the conversation? 1178 00:53:02,300 --> 00:53:03,100 You want Gabriel to? 1179 00:53:04,620 --> 00:53:05,340 Maybe Gabriel. 1180 00:53:06,460 --> 00:53:10,620 He might know Miss Miam Miam Miao, Miss Miam Miao Miao a little bit. 1181 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:13,420 You act like that's hard to say or something. 1182 00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:24,780 He goes up to the front desk booking area and says Miao Miao around. 1183 00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:32,380 Like to just talk to her about some things that she might have in a cell. 1184 00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:39,019 Well, the guard looks at Gabriel and says, she might be, she might be around. 1185 00:53:39,019 --> 00:53:40,140 Let me just go check. 1186 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:45,099 The guard leaves and Gabriel turns to look at you and says, so 1187 00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:52,380 do we just want to tell her that your friend Glim is all free and clear or 1188 00:53:52,380 --> 00:53:53,500 what do we want to do here? 1189 00:53:54,860 --> 00:54:00,700 I mean, yeah, your character witness idea seemed pretty good and 1190 00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:03,260 I guess that's really all we have to go with right now. 1191 00:54:04,860 --> 00:54:12,220 All right, the guard comes back in and says, yes, yes, Gabriel, come along. 1192 00:54:12,220 --> 00:54:13,900 Your friend can come along too. 1193 00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:21,900 You two are led back down a couple winding hallways and into a very lavish chamber 1194 00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:27,500 and you see a very rotund fancily dressed tabaxi sitting at her desk and she says, 1195 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:29,579 oh, Gabriel, it's a pleasure to see you. 1196 00:54:29,579 --> 00:54:30,780 Who is your new friend? 1197 00:54:31,739 --> 00:54:34,219 He turns and looks at you and says, this is Moot. 1198 00:54:35,099 --> 00:54:36,780 Don't ask him to hold anything for you. 1199 00:54:38,619 --> 00:54:39,980 What a weird introduction. 1200 00:54:41,739 --> 00:54:46,780 All right, what can I do for you to find gentlemen today? 1201 00:54:49,019 --> 00:54:52,860 Well, Moot here has a request. 1202 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:54,539 He kind of nudges you. 1203 00:54:54,539 --> 00:55:03,179 Yeah, I think you have a friend of mine locked up in your jail cell and I don't think she should be in there. 1204 00:55:05,659 --> 00:55:08,779 Okay, your friend, who's your friend? 1205 00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:14,699 Well, she's a Dragonborn follower of Bahamut named Glim. 1206 00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:24,139 Yes, yes, there was a Dragonborn who was involved with a theft at Castle Never. 1207 00:55:25,179 --> 00:55:28,460 I mean, surely she couldn't have been involved. 1208 00:55:28,460 --> 00:55:34,779 She's a follower of the righteous god Bahamut. 1209 00:55:34,779 --> 00:55:42,059 I understand what you're saying and my poor dear Moot, Moot it was, yes? 1210 00:55:43,019 --> 00:55:43,519 Yeah. 1211 00:55:44,779 --> 00:55:52,219 Some people, they spin lies in order to get what they want, what they desire. 1212 00:55:55,099 --> 00:55:56,380 What did she want? 1213 00:55:56,380 --> 00:56:02,619 Well, she was caught red handed with a very important ledger stolen from Castle Never. 1214 00:56:02,619 --> 00:56:06,300 This ledger right here and she taps it on her on her desk and 1215 00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:11,739 we're waiting for Lord Neverember to return in order to give it back to him directly. 1216 00:56:13,739 --> 00:56:23,579 Well, I mean, I guess if you caught her red handed, that's pretty circumstantial evidence. 1217 00:56:24,299 --> 00:56:28,860 It was underneath her mattress found with other things. 1218 00:56:28,860 --> 00:56:30,539 We shall not talk about other things. 1219 00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:36,219 But she doesn't sound like a very reputable friend to be around, Moot. 1220 00:56:36,219 --> 00:56:40,139 We just don't want, if you're a friend of Gabriel's, 1221 00:56:40,139 --> 00:56:43,579 I wouldn't want to steer you wrong here. 1222 00:56:45,659 --> 00:56:46,380 Yeah, I guess. 1223 00:56:48,219 --> 00:56:50,380 Well, thanks for your time. 1224 00:56:50,860 --> 00:56:53,660 Of course, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't do more. 1225 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:57,180 The justice system will have to take its place in this instance 1226 00:56:57,180 --> 00:57:02,140 and if truly your friend is found innocent, she will be released that instant. 1227 00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:07,099 Out of, out of curiosity, before we, what if she's not found innocent? 1228 00:57:07,099 --> 00:57:07,980 What happens then? 1229 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:16,220 Well, she'll be transferred to a higher security facility, hard labor, 1230 00:57:16,780 --> 00:57:21,100 hard labor, most likely, for these sorts of instances. 1231 00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:25,740 The judge's determination of how long exactly. 1232 00:57:27,020 --> 00:57:31,900 Okay, all right, well, I guess Gabriel and I will be going. 1233 00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:39,500 Gabriel, it's always lovely to see you and he kind of grunts and ushers you out the door. 1234 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:46,300 You two walk back out the main entrance, he tips his head to the, to the guard and you get out, 1235 00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:50,059 out front of the jail and he looks you square in the face and says, 1236 00:57:50,699 --> 00:57:53,019 first of all, your friend is not getting out. 1237 00:57:53,739 --> 00:57:55,500 No, it didn't sound that way. 1238 00:57:55,500 --> 00:58:03,420 Second of all, pretty sure she's, she's, as you say, innocent and Ms. Mamyamiao is probably 1239 00:58:03,420 --> 00:58:09,500 not going to send her to a labor camp. 1240 00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:19,500 Let's go find you some thief stools. 1241 00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:33,579 Uh, do you know a Mimu? 1242 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:54,539 It's more of a, yeah, he's draping them across his face. 1243 00:58:54,539 --> 00:58:58,860 No one knows what you're talking about, Tom, except the patrons watching this video. 1244 00:58:58,860 --> 00:59:00,380 Don't be weird about it, Tom. 1245 00:59:00,380 --> 00:59:02,619 You want to see whatever weird shit is happening right now? 1246 00:59:02,619 --> 00:59:04,699 Go to Patreon.com slash Tom Drake. 1247 00:59:04,699 --> 00:59:06,860 And then you'll know exactly what was happening. 1248 00:59:09,420 --> 00:59:15,099 The song's Nowhere Land, Fuzzball Parade, Thunder Dreams, Marty Got's a Plan, 1249 00:59:15,099 --> 00:59:20,219 and Anguish are by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io, 1250 00:59:20,219 --> 00:59:23,259 licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 4.0. 1251 00:59:23,259 --> 00:59:29,659 Visit creativecommons.org slash licenses slash buy slash 4.0.